i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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