its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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