When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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