just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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