But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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