As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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