break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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