i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
tell me about the fingering
His nipple licking is glorious
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