Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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