So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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