handjob tips. give me some.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Everclear isn't food dammit
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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