# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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