...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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