I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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