I'm really into asian looking animals
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
My ass is underappreciated
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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