DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I am one with the molecules
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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