Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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