At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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