Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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