We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
How does one acquire holy water?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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