Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Randomize
