using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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