just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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