what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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