I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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