Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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