Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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