Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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