my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My life is pants optional.
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