Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Send help, water and tortillas.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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