why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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