Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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