I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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