Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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