so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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