I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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