He kissed a someone with a penis
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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