don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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