just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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