i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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