my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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