you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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