Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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