Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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