I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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