so that wasnt chicken after all
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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