You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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