Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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