nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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