So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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