And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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