Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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