their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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