i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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