i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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