Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
