speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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