Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Drake has all the answers
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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