I want to walk on stilts...naked
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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