We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
